Shifting from a diet centered on highballs and potato chips to eating food

—I would like to come in with my shoes on to hear about Tomoyasu-san’s marriage. What kind of person is your wife?

TomoyasuI see…I think it would be better to use an animal analogy to make it easier for everyone to understand. Yes, that’s right. It feels like if you put your hands on it, the doctor fish will come closer to you.

-picture. What do you mean? picture?

TomoyasuAh, I can’t tell.

—Doctor Fish?

Tomoyasugot it. As far as Sazae-san is concerned, he has surpassed Hayakawa-san’s level.

—Does Taiko-san surpass Tomoyasu-san as the number one good woman?

TomoyasuTaiko is impossible, right? Tyco is Angelina Jolie.

—In any case, how does marriage affect work for comedians? Is it possible that something will become difficult to do?

TomoyasuWhat do you think? It’s better not to do it, no matter how you think about it. Wouldn’t it be better if you didn’t?

-is that so. However, there are some people who are selling their couples and families.

TomoyasuThat’s right. Like Mr. Kajisak.

KobayashiLike Masahiro Ehara.

TomoyasuThe same goes for master Ohana (Hanako Daisuke).

—When your family is around, you have to be careful about what you say. People often say that, for example, it becomes difficult to talk about adult entertainment.

TomoyasuThat’s right. Isn’t that what everyone says? People say, “I won’t go to the sex industry after I get married,” but I don’t go there in the first place. I don’t have any money.

-I see.

TomoyasuWhy don’t I pay for it when I can jerk off to you? I used to work for a daily wage of 8,000 yen… However, I get nervous when I get home and smell rice cooking. I think it’s true. I usually bought a highball and potato chips before heading home. “Do I want to eat?” he asked.

KobayashiBut for some reason, Mother Nature’s Roger was watching our story, and after it was over, he said, “It’s absolutely hilarious that we’re both married.”

TomoyasuRoger says such kind and gentle things. That one.

Kobayashi“Everything was convincing,” he said. Mr. Morishita of Namagari also said this. “The fact that there’s an underlying message that says, “These guys are actually serious,” gives it a lot of persuasive power.” I’m not a strange person.

—“I was able to convince you” is a very nice phrase.

TomoyasuI know it’s pathetic, but it’s true. I think it’s strange that you drink water from a properly cleaned cup every time. I always thought to myself, “How long has it been since I washed this?” as I drank water.

KobayashiI don’t really use a cup though. Drink by holding your mouth to the plastic bottle.